I’m Alex Cruise. I would probably build data platforms for fun if I didn’t need money. I’m also pretty decent at people management, and I think I would be a great technical product manager, although I’ve never held a PM title.

Hire Me!

I apologize for the length of this resume, I hadn’t the time to make it any shorter.

Contacting Me

If you were to combine my first name, a certain very special symbol, and the domain name of this website, you could send me email. I don’t know why I bother with the obfuscation though, since I’m already inundated with spam.

You can follow me on Twitter if you’re really bored.

Cluon Flux?!

The Cluon is the carrier particle of cluefulness, and thus the antiparticle of the bogon. “Cluon Flux” therefore denotes the amount of cluefulness flowing through some medium per unit time.


It’s from Yo Gabba Gabba, an insane/cool kids’ show. You wouldn’t understand.